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People's Blog • The Cursed Whitehouse Christmas

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November isn't even ended yet and the Biden Whitehouse has three Christmas regalia disasters on its hands: a fallen National Christmas Tree, "Dr." Jill's super-tacky decorations and no Christmas stockings on the mantle.

Is it a curse? Perhaps. It may be intentional. It may be an subconscious expression of anti-Christian derision. But considering that the Whitehouse is the field headquarters for the War on Christmas, it may be that the Spirit of Christmas Present has become a poltergeist 
 
THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE FALLS OVER
Looking like a random hodgepodge stolen from trailer park lawns, Dr. Jill's Christmas decorations oddly include Wuhan Virus balls colored in the nauseating retro shades of a 1950's kitchen.
 
TASTELESS AND TACKY CHRISTMAS DECOR
The National Christmas Tree lays down in protest against being forced to stand on the anti-Christian Whitehouse lawn. (Foreground visual noise removed to enhance the humiliation.)
 
NO CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS ON THE MANTLE
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? Hint: it's not the portrait (the President gets to choose which paintings hang on the walls.)

WHAT'S NEXT?
Whitehouse lighting—celebrating Christmas or the peaceful, oppressed Palestinians' October 7 symbolic gesture of protest  against Israel's nazism?

Two things we can be sure of: there will be no Whitehouse Hanukkah menorah displayed anywhere, and if the Whitehouse lighting is green and red, it has nothing to do with Christmas. 

 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 11/29/2023, 11:19 am — Replies 7 — Views 174



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